A Wholesome Ride: 35 Knee-Slapping Motorcycle Jokes
Rev Up Your Humor Engines
Get ready for a wheelie good time as we unleash a collection of 35 hilarious motorcycle jokes and puns that will make you accelerate into fits of laughter. From pun-tastic punchlines to bike-inspired humor, these jokes are guaranteed to kick-start your funny bone.
Why Did the Motorcycle Bring a Jacket to the Party?
Because it wanted to be a little bike curious.
What Do You Call a Motorcycle That's Always Singing?
A Harley Karaoke.
Why Don't Motorcycles Ever Tell Jokes?
Because they're afraid of wheely bad puns.
What's the Difference Between Your Mother and a Motorcycle?
One has two wheels and the other has a Harley engine.
What Kind of Motorcycle Do Lesbians Ride?
Who Conquers All (read in a man's grizzled voice).
Why Are Black People Afraid of Motorcycles?
They'd get caught in the chain.
What's the Best Way to Make a Motorcycle Laugh?
Tell it a wheelie good joke.
Why Did the Motorcycle Need a Break?
It was too tired.
How Do Motorcycle Riders Greet Each Other?
They say, "Wheelie nice to meet you!"
Why Did the Motorcycle Go to Therapy?
It had too many cycle-logical issues.
What Do You Call a Motorcycle That's Always in a Hurry?
It's always on the straight and narrow.
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